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Oral strips · Kickstarter ·

Your workday,
in three strips.

Thin strips that dissolve on your tongue.

Like a breath strip, but for your workday: Office Pulse with caffeine for the morning, caffeine-free Office Flow for the afternoon, Office Drift for the evening.

  • No water
  • No pill to swallow
  • 30 strips per box

Invitation: straipz launches on Kickstarter

· Organizer: straipz

Required: you · Optional: your 15:07 slump

Three straipz boxes: Office Drift in purple, Office Pulse in blue, Office Flow in green
3D render of pre-production packaging

What is this?

Helpdesk INC-0740 Resolved

What is straipz, exactly?

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Answer

straipz are oral strips: thin films that dissolve on your tongue, like a breath strip. Each one carries a few ingredients, all listed further down. Only Office Pulse contains caffeine. No water, no pill to swallow.

How to use one

  1. 1

    Open the pouch

    Every strip is sealed on its own, so it stays fresh in a pocket, a wallet or a laptop bag.

  2. 2

    Take the strip

    It weighs 0.22 g. Your inbox weighs more.

  3. 3

    Let it dissolve on your tongue

    No water, no cup, nobody in the meeting notices.

Closed by IT with the comment: "Have you tried putting it on your tongue?"

Illustration: a straipz strip lying on a tongue
how_it_works.svg

Dashboard · per strip

0 ml
water needed
0.22 g
per strip
30
strips per box
1
strip per day, per variant

The problem

Notes from the office kitchen.

Every office has a desk pharmacy: coffee #4, the 15:00 can, the pill bottle, the shaker. And a kitchen full of notes about it.

COFFEE #4 IS NOT A PERSONALITY.

the coffee machine

NOTICE

To whoever keeps leaving their protein shaker in the sink: we know. We have always known.

Facilities

The 15:00 fizzy can on shelf 2 is NOT communal. I bought it ironically. Twice.

J.

FOUND in Meeting Room 3: one pill bottle. Needs water. The water is in Meeting Room 4. Good luck.

Fridge gets cleaned Friday 16:00. This means you, Gerald.

straipz is one palm-sized box of 30 oral strips. Nobody will ever write a note about it.

The Office Series

Your calendar, honestly.

We added three events. Each one is a strip, not a meeting.

  • 08:00 Office Pulse the morning strip
  • 15:07 Office Flow the caffeine-free afternoon strip
  • 22:30 Office Drift the evening strip (stretch goal)

Keep scrolling. Each one shows up when it's due.

  1. 08:00 Office Pulse Accepted ✓
  2. 08:30 Weekly sync (the long one)
  3. 09:30 Pre-meeting for the 10:00
  4. 10:00 Alignment on alignment
  5. 11:30 Focus time declined by everyone
  6. 12:00 Lunch (at desk)
  7. 13:00 Q3 review, part 2
  8. 15:07 Office Flow Accepted ✓
  9. 15:30 Quick sync (47 min)
  10. 16:30 Workshop: planning the workshop
  11. 18:00 Inbox zero tentative
  12. 22:30 Office Drift stretch goal

08:00 · Office Pulse · Accepted

the morning strip

Office Pulse

For the first coffee of the day, or the one right before the big meeting.

  • 80 mg caffeine from green coffee bean extract
  • 30 mg L-theanine
  • 20 mg Korean ginseng extract
  • 1000 µg vitamin B12

Vitamin B12 contributes to normal psychological function.

Strawberry MintCoffeeLemon Mintbackers vote the launch flavour

Office Pulse box, blue

What's inside

All of it. In a spreadsheet, obviously.

No proprietary blends, no "matrix", no mystery. Per strip:

Office Pulse, per strip
IngredientPer stripWhat it isComment
Caffeine (green coffee bean extract)80 mgCaffeineNot recommended for children or pregnant or breast-feeding women.
L-theanine30 mgAmino acidOccurs naturally in tea leaves.
Korean ginseng extract20 mgPlant extract
Vitamin B121000 µgVitaminContributes to normal psychological function.
Water needed0 mlWe checked twice.
Office Flow, per strip
IngredientPer stripWhat it isComment
L-citrulline100 mgAmino acidNamed after the watermelon (Citrullus).
Ginger extract40 mgPlant extract
L-theanine30 mgAmino acidOccurs naturally in tea leaves.
Vitamin B121500 µgVitaminContributes to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue.
Caffeine0 mgZero. Zilch. #NULL!
Office Drift, per strip (stretch goal)
IngredientPer stripWhat it isComment
Melatonin1 mgAlso made by the bodyContributes to the reduction of time taken to fall asleep. The beneficial effect is obtained by consuming 1 mg close to bedtime.
Valerian extract50 mgPlant extract
Lavender extract20 mgPlant extract
Chamomile extract10 mgPlant extract
Hibiscus extract10 mgPlant extractStretch goal. Formula final at unlock.

Film and base: pullulan (plant-based film), cellulose, sweeteners (polyols, steviol glycosides), lecithin, natural flavours. Final ingredient list per flavour before shipping.

Honesty section

Our homepage, after Legal.

Supplements are one of the most regulated things you can sell in Europe. Good. Here's what review looked like.

Why straipz

straipz makes Monday optional.

Gerald (Legal) Please remove. Monday is mandatory.

straipz turns "quick sync" into an actual quick sync.

Gerald (Legal) We can't promise outcomes in meetings. Nobody can.

straipz gets you promoted.

Gerald (Legal) HR asked me to add "absolutely not".

straipz unmutes you before you start talking.

Gerald (Legal) That's a feature request. Please file it with IT.

Vitamin B12 contributes to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue.

Gerald (Legal) Approved. Finally. ✓

Pulse has 80 mg caffeine. Flow has none. Everything else is the format: no water, no can, fits in your wallet. We like it that way.

15:07 · Office Flow · Accepted

the afternoon strip

Office Flow

Caffeine-free, so the afternoon strip doesn't come to bed with you.

  • 100 mg L-citrulline
  • 30 mg L-theanine
  • 40 mg ginger extract
  • 1500 µg vitamin B12

Vitamin B12 contributes to the reduction of tiredness and fatigue.

Strawberry MintCinnamonLemon Mintbackers vote the launch flavour

Office Flow box, green

Break room

Meeting bingo.

For your next call. Camera off recommended. Five in a row wins.

Kickstarter rewards

Back it early. Expense it later.

Our manufacturer's minimum order is 75,000 strips per variant. Kickstarter is how we place it, together. All-or-nothing: if we don't hit the goal, nobody pays.

Expense report · straipz Kickstarter

Employee
you
Cost centre
Team morale
Approver
☐ your manager  ☐ you, it's €19
Due
12 Jan 2027, 15:07

  • 250 only

    Super Early Bird

    €19

    1 box (30 strips): Office Pulse or Office Flow

  • 300 only · the classic

    Day Shift

    €36

    Office Pulse + Office Flow: morning and afternoon, sorted

  • for the team

    Team Pack

    €109

    6 boxes, mix & match + stickers. Your team owes you.

  • hall of fame

    Office Legend

    €199

    12 boxes + your name on the Wall of Legends below

  • 50 only · chair of the board

    Ultimate Supporter

    €590

    30 boxes, a team kick-off call with the founder, your logo on the Wall of Legends, a lifetime 10 % coupon for our online shop and a Super Supporter account. You outrank Gerald.

Planned pledge levels, incl. VAT. Shipping is calculated per EU country after the campaign. Final tiers on the Kickstarter page.

The Wall of Legends

  • Your name here
  • Your team's name here
  • Your boss's name (as a gift)
  • Someone who backed at 03:12
  • The intern who found this page

FAQ

Questions from the team chat.

# ask-straipz8 members · topic: questions from the meeting
Anna Finance How do I use straipz?1 reply
straipz

Open the pouch, place the strip on your tongue and let it dissolve. No water needed. One strip per day, per variant.

Jonas Sales Can I use Pulse and Flow on the same day?1 reply
straipz

Yes, that's the idea: Pulse in the morning, Flow in the afternoon. Don't take more than one strip of each per day.

Priya Engineering How much caffeine is in Office Pulse?1 reply
straipz

80 mg per strip. Office Flow and Office Drift contain no caffeine. Office Pulse is not recommended for children or pregnant or breast-feeding women.

Mia HR Who shouldn't use straipz?1 reply
straipz

straipz is not suitable for children or pregnant or breast-feeding women. If you take medication or have a medical condition, ask your doctor first. Food supplements are not a substitute for a varied, balanced diet and a healthy lifestyle.

Lena Ops When will I get my strips?1 reply
straipz

The campaign runs 12 Jan to 11 Feb 2027. Production takes about 8 weeks after that. We plan to ship to backers in the EU in June 2027 and will post an update at every step.

Tom Intern Do you ship outside the EU?1 reply
straipz

Not in the Kickstarter campaign. More countries will follow after launch.

Sven Facilities Can my company order for the whole team?1 reply
straipz

Yes. The Team Pack has 6 boxes, and a 30-box "Desk Drop" tier is planned for companies. Get on the list and we'll tell you first.

Gerald Legal Who approved the "boss key"?1 reply
straipz

Nobody. Press B.

22:30 · Office Drift · Stretch goal

the evening strip stretch goal

Office Drift

For when your brain is still in the Q3 review.

  • 1 mg melatonin
  • 50 mg valerian extract
  • 20 mg lavender extract
  • 10 mg chamomile · 10 mg hibiscus extract

Melatonin contributes to the reduction of time taken to fall asleep. The beneficial effect is obtained by consuming 1 mg of melatonin close to bedtime.

OrangeSeaberryplanned flavours

Office Drift box, purple

Better days, one strip away.

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Automatic reply: Your workday

Hi,

I'm out of office until Tue 12 Jan 2027, 15:07 CET, when straipz oral strips launch on Kickstarter.

For early-bird access, leave your email below. For urgent matters, please contact coffee #4.

Better days, one strip away.
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